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Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.&#8221;&nbsp;&#8211;&nbsp;<strong>Jay Leno<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;The jewellery stores say, &#8216;Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,&#8217; while wives tell you they love you with, &#8216;Ok, but just because it&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s Day.'&#8221;&nbsp; &#8211;&nbsp;<strong>George Lopez<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Valentine&#8217;s Day money-saving tips:&nbsp;Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.&nbsp;&#8211;<strong>David Letterman<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Valentine&#8217;s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don&#8217;t have a special someone, you&#8217;re alone.&#8221;&nbsp; &#8211;&nbsp;<strong>Lewis Black<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Valentine&#8217;s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is \u2013 Anonymous<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Falling in love is so hard on the knees.&#8221; \u2013 <strong>Aerosmith<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?&#8221; &#8211; Author Unknown<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. &#8211; <strong>Jules Renard<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Which one is your favourite? 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